{"id":164,"date":"2013-04-22T11:28:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T18:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/?p=164"},"modified":"2015-04-22T11:29:27","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T18:29:27","slug":"my-face-is-as-red-as-the-pinterest-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"My face is as red as the pinterest button"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m single. \u00a0Therefore I google.<\/p>\n

Have I said that before? It sounds very familiar. \u00a0But it’s still true.<\/p>\n

I know that other people who are single, google as well. \u00a0(Yes Google<\/a> I’m using you as a verb<\/i>.) \u00a0That has recently been confirmed to me from a single man. \u00a0A single man, who in fact googled me.<\/p>\n

And he found it. \u00a0The something I’ve been dreading. \u00a0The something that comes up immediately upon a name search….on the first page. And the worst thing about it. \u00a0It’s a video. \u00a0A video completely\u00a0inappropriate for viewing. \u00a0At least in my minds eye. \u00a0Because it’s embarrassing. And probably the cause of me still being single……and forced to change my name.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>And if getting over that embarrassment wasn’t enough….<\/p>\n

I also have Pinterest to thank. Didn’t I once blog about how Pinterest was an answer to prayer? \u00a0Maybe a revision is necessary.<\/a><\/i>\u00a0 And this is fresh…..as in less than 24 hours fresh . \u00a0My cheeks are still cooling off. \u00a0Imagine my horror when I’m scrolling down Pinterest seeing beautiful design, recipes, quotes, feeling all warm and fuzzy and than BOOM!!! \u00a0A picture of myself. \u00a0What? \u00a0Where? Who? \u00a0Expletive\u00a0inserted here!<\/i> Not only that…but it’s the worst picture of all time. \u00a0Even my brother admitted it. \u00a0He thinks its hilarious. \u00a0That’s the last time I do him a favor. \u00a0My face is as red as the Pinterest icon. \u00a0Maybe the video from google isn’t that embarrassing after all.<\/p>\n

I never thought of myself as a girl who gets around. \u00a0But I’m rethinking about that in today’s world.<\/p>\n

P.S. \u00a0Advice to the single man. \u00a0Keep your stalking to yourself. \u00a0 It just makes you all that less creepy. \u00a0It’s the unspoken secret within the single world. \u00a0We must save face. \u00a0Google is a tool, not a megaphone!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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