{"id":51,"date":"2012-02-06T02:45:29","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T02:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2015-04-22T08:14:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T15:14:34","slug":"one-thing-that-i-am-not-is-polished-and-that-includes-even-my-nails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"One thing that I am not is Polished&#8230;..and that includes even my nails!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/images-blogger-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?url=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-AV-Ceetrnl0%2FTylCk09i40I%2FAAAAAAAABSQ%2FgaG1jiy4kp8%2Fs320%2Fnails.jpg&amp;container=blogger&amp;gadget=a&amp;rewriteMime=image%2F*\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"233\" border=\"0\" data-orig-src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-AV-Ceetrnl0\/TylCk09i40I\/AAAAAAAABSQ\/gaG1jiy4kp8\/s320\/nails.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I read somewhere that people make snap judgements about other people depending on the look of their fingernails.\u00a0\u00a0We assume somebody&#8217;s profession and\u00a0even\u00a0wealth within our own society. If ones nails are unkempt that is a sign of a lower class.\u00a0\u00a0Even the color on a women&#8217;s nail supposedly creates an image of our mind about their personality.<\/p>\n<p>What must people think of me?\u00a0 My nails are atrocious and I&#8217;m not even an auto mechanic.\u00a0 They peel, grow crooked and the left hand is always cut short with the intention that I will practice the guitar daily (and of course I never do).<\/p>\n<p>Adding this to the\u00a0To-Do list of beauty regimens is definitely a must.\u00a0 However the more I starting thinking about this the more I realized there is something else at play.\u00a0 Why haven&#8217;t I maintained my nails in recent months?\u00a0 Could it be that the lack of luster in my nails is\u00a0directly\u00a0proportionate to the lack of hand holding going on.\u00a0 Or does that statement need to be reversed.\u00a0 The lack of hand holding is directly related to the look of my hands and that no individual would desire to hold it after seeing such hang nails.\u00a0 (I will refrain from posting exhibit A)<\/p>\n<p>It does leave me in a quandary as to how to remedy both situations since a connection seems to have been established.\u00a0 A nail file, cuticle cream are of course top priorities. But what about that hand holding?\u00a0What is the solution for that.<\/p>\n<p>I might be a little late to score a valentine for 2012 but my nails will look PDG when I pass out those valentines&#8217; out to lucky individuals. \u00a0However, yours might just come in the mail if I don&#8217;t see you on a regular basis. \u00a0So please, imagine beautiful nails and pass the word. \u00a0There is hope for 2013!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read somewhere that people make snap judgements about other people depending on the look of their fingernails.\u00a0\u00a0We assume somebody&#8217;s profession and\u00a0even\u00a0wealth within our own society. If ones nails are unkempt that is a sign of a lower class.\u00a0\u00a0Even the color on a women&#8217;s nail supposedly creates an image of our mind about their personality. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-heaven-help-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spriggy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}